This is not your average bank. We don’t care about your credit score, your 401(k), or how many times you’ve “pivoted.”
We exist for one reason: to turn failure into currency and courage into compound interest.
Download the Fail Deposit Slip and join the movement.
Fail Bank started as a joke that got a little too real. It’s a fake bank for very real humans who are done hiding their failures.
Every time you mess up, you make a Failnantial deposit. Every deposit earns interest in experience, grit, and story value.
You don’t lose when you fail. You just buy wisdom at a painful price.
And here, that’s celebrated.
Admit the fail. Write it down on your deposit slip.
You can’t grow from what you won’t own.
Pull the lesson from the wreckage.
This is where the ROI starts to show.
Add it to your Fail Bank jar or submit it online.
You're not losing. You're compounding courage.
Every deposit gets approved. No credit check required.
This whole thing started as satire. Then people started actually using it.
Turns out, laughing at your failures is a lot healthier than pretending they didn’t happen.
Now it’s a movement. A growing club of people who fail loudly, learn quickly, and keep going anyway.
Success is just the compound interest of trying again.
Every serious bank has a vault. Ours is a pretzel jar covered in painter’s tape and filled with regret, coffee stains, and lessons.
When you download your deposit slip, write down your latest fail and drop it in your own jar.
That’s your proof of progress. Your running tab of courage.
Member FDIC: Failures Deposited in Confidence.
Interest rates fluctuate based on how much you learn.
Terms and conditions change every time you mess up again.
Fail Bank is part of Bad Day Excellence, the parent company for people who are tired of chasing perfect days and ready to build from bad ones instead.
